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No one knows what it’s like to be hated, to be fated to telling only lies.

a-little-bit-of-thisandthat:

sarah-the-artiste:

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

OH MY GOD

This is the sweetest thing ever

(Source: exeters)

sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

(Source: timetoputonashow)

The location of common rooms

Gryffindor: Tower! The highest fucking tower, fuck yeah! TOWER!

Hufflepuff: But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...

Gryffindor: TOWER!

Hufflepuff: Oh, for the love of...

Slytherin: I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!

Hufflepuff: But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...

Slytherin: Super. Secret. Lair.

Hufflepuff: Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?

Ravenclaw: Tower.

Hufflepuff: But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...

Ravenclaw: Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.

Hufflepuff: Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?

Gryffindor: GOING DOWN ROWENA!

Slytherin: Underground is better.

Hufflepuff: For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.